Urdu Lataif

                     three Childs

Joke No 1:

Teen Bathe Apass mein Batein kar rahe thea:

Ik Ne Kaha Mein Bhore Rang Ki Car Lon Ga. Mere Abu Ke Baal Bhure Hein.

Dusre Ne Kaha Main Kale Rang Ki Car Lon Ga. Mere Abu Ke Baal Kale Hein.

           Ab Tesre Ki Bari Thi: Wo Pat Se Bola...........

Maan Bagher Chath Ke Car Lon Ga Mere Abu Gange Hein.

😃😃😃

Joke No 2

😓Baba Our Larki Joke😓

🙎

baba gi: Due karen mari shadi kisi samajhdar admi se ho.

Baba Sheeda;

Ja mari bachi wapas chali ga teri ye khuaish kabhi puri nahin ho sakti;kiun ke samajhdar admi 😀 kabhi shaadi nahin karte 😀😀😀😀😀

Joke No 3

😷Ustad Our Shagird joke😷

Ustad: kon sa parida sub se teez 🛵🖧urta hai.

🙋

Shagird Hathi!
 Ustad: Nalaik tera baap kia karta hai.

🙋

Shagird: Talban kamandar hai!

👳

Ustad: Shabash hathi hi sub se teez urta hai!!!!!!!!!
😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

Joke No 4

😐Shuhar Our Biwi Joke😐

Admi! sir mari biwi khoo gaey hai-Dakia! Ye post office hai Police istashan nahin hai.Admi! muazrat chahoon ga.kia karon, yar kahan gaun.

🙉

Khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin a raha!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joke No 5

Larke Our Ustad joke🐷

Class mein Larkon ki shararat se tang a kar 

👮

ustad ne unhen sidha laat kar saikal ki tarhan tangein 

chalane ke liay kaha.

🌝

Ak larka thori deer chalane ke bad ruk gia..

Ustad ne danta to us kaaha"Sir mari chain utar gaey hai"!!!!!

⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄

Joke No 6

Mujrim Our Wakil joke

Mujrim:😬

Koshish karna mujhe phansi na ho, umr e qeed bhale ho jaey.

Sardar wakeel:👮

thek hai....

Agle din mujrim👮 sardar se milne gia 

😬mujrim kia bana?

Sardar!👮

bari mushkil se umr e qeed karwaye hai..........

"warna judge tumein riha karne per tula tha"!!!!!!!!!!!

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

Joke No 7

Wife Husband Joke

biwi:

Tum mujhe asi do batein bolo k ik se mein

😐

khush ho jaow our dosri se mujhe 

😒

ghusa a gaey..

Shuhar:

1 tum mari zindagi ho
2 Lanat hai asi zindagi per.
😷😷Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😷😷